I am extremely forgiving & I rarely hold grudges, but when I do... I do more than hold a grudge. I get revenge.

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Probably about 1 n a half years. There was this guy when I was going to middle school, who felt it was necessary to harass and insult me every single breakfast & lunch period. I had no clue what his problem was with me either. He wasn't in any of my classes at all. Well the year went by and eventually it ended when he slapped my lunch tray out of my hands.

I snapped & slugged him right in his goddamn face. Smashing his glasses right into the bridge of his nose.

The next year rolled by and guess what? Somehow we became friends.

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The way someone can get back my friendship and trust is to be actually sincere and mean it. None of this "I'm sorry but secretly I won't change" bullshit. I've gotten that enough to know when someone isn't really being sorry about whatever happened.

When it comes to my friends, It doesn't bother me at all for a few reasons.

1. We are never serious about it. We joke pretty heavily on EVERYTHING.

2. I know for a fact I & my friends aren't homophobic or racist at all. If they were, it would be a different story.

3. We never aim these jokes at other people or go around with intent of purposefully offending someone. In fact our little jokes and remarks stay within our group 99% of the time.

4. My friends include people of all orientation and races. I am not saying that just because I have a variety of friends that I can be an offensive asshole. I mean we are all understanding enough to where we can all joke around with any subject and still be comfortable.

As for relatives, I've actually never had that happen, but if it did. I would most likely brush it off since they would be either old or really stubborn.

Take it from me, I'm a guy who cracks more corny jokes than a ex-farmer turned comedian touring Nebraska.

I generally laugh at most anything. Nothing is too corny for me & if someone doesn't enjoy my comedic brilliance retardedness. I have plenty of other awesome friends who do enjoy these things about me.

YOUR MOM WAS MY FIRST JOB!

but actually I worked at a fireworks stand, I made 350$ in one week and got tons of free fireworks.

It will have a great impact. For example we'll totally have..

Flying cars, stab-proof robotic organs, arm mounted cannons that we can use to defeat our foes & telescopic x-ray vision robot eyes (for no particular reason. ;D)

I CAN'T WAIT TILL THE FUTURE!

Me? Sexy?!

Psssh, I am a hamster.

Me being/feeling sexy is strictly forbidden. Not like I could be sexy even if I tried, anways.

"Just Do It."

Now I am being slapped with 4 paternity suits.

THANKS, NIKE

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buncha bastards...

around 8am my mom bursted into my room telling me to get dressed. Afterward she rushed me to the car then explained to me that she saw a kitten in the middle of the just as she was leaving. She raced over to an intersection teeming with passing cars and there layed a little tabby crawling around in a small pool of blood.

I ran across the intersection, scooping him up while cars zoomed passed around me with little regard, we brought him home & immediately cleaned all the blood off his fur & checked for any visible injuries. His eye was pretty swollen ,had a pretty bad bloody nose & his  back right paw might of been broken. He was still breathing & putting up a fight. After we had cleaned him up we brought him inside.

I'll be doing everything I can to help him recover.

Right now he is sleeping in my lap carefully wrapped up in a towel. I can't say whether or not the lil guy will survive, but I couldn't just leave him to die out on the street.

Even if he does pass on at least I know I am keeping him comfy & loved rather then just letting him suffer a gruesome fate at the bottom of a truck tire.

I can guarantee that it will be a meteor infested with zombie dolphins carrying a deadly plague that will wipe us out. It would look something like this.

Please direct your attention to here,

Niko Bellic, main character from the latest Grand Theft Auto installment.

Now kindly visit this link

pysih.com/2009/03/05/justin-eugene-thurber/

& read the whole article. (p.s. Paragraph 5 is pretty ironic, considering everything)

They bought a blue badger, moved in together, and lived unwillingly ever after.

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I Saw Maya Kissing Santa Claus

Phoenix woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one bitchy box that looked like a bust.

Then Phoenix noticed that Maya was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.

Phoenix thought that he would surprise Maya. Maybe even sneak up behind her and sexual intercourse her on her slimy pecker. That always made Maya sticky.

Phoenix crept plainly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its hard lights, and the presents, heaped up hornily, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Maya. Kissing someone.

Phoenix was so angry, he picked up a meat milk from a table and threw it strongly on Maya's bust.

They both looked around.

"Maya, you sweet blue badger!" Phoenix yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Phoenix looked and then rubbed his nipple sombreros and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Maya said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what an objectionable kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Phoenix said unwillingly. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be unsatisfied."

That seemed reasonable. Phoenix went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like cool beans. He made Phoenix's rods feel all powerful.

"You see?" Maya said erotically and Phoenix saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

It's already FREAKIN' DECEMBER!

Wow time sure flies REGARDLESS of me having fun, but recently I have having dangerous amounts of fun RP'ing with Anna & Kate. What turned from just a random idea of a group RP as formed into one of most hillarious things I have ever witnessed!  I can't wait to see what happens next...

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It's December and that means (most of the time) that it's COLD! Sure it's only 40 degrees, but when my hands get cold it feels twice as cold for some reason!  I think it has to do with the blood-flow and heat loss from the back of my hands or something scientific like that, but I refuse to wear gloves while typing. Seriously they just get in the way..

Well anywho, December also means.. CHRISTMAS!!! So get ready for some Christmas themed pictures on my dA!

Pictures currently in progress..

Corpse Bride Rya -70% done

Franziska with a Christmas themed outfit (and a normal one just because) - 55% done

and of course...

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN

GANTA CLAUS!! - 20% done

I'd probably say the squid. even though sharks are totally bomb-ass, the squid could easily subdue the shark. Not to mention that the squid is much more agile.

Boot to the head, nuff said.